Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Orchestra Concert

We had our orchestra concert today. It went pretty well. My favorite piece we played was Allegro, but I think we played One-Bow Concerto better than any of our other pieces.

Anyway, I've already uploaded all of our concert videos, so, here they are (in order from my favorite to... not so favorite)









Now,I know a lot of you (or at least Brandon Powers) are probably wondering where the aforementioned "One-Bow Concerto" is. Well, conveniently, the camera batteries died at the start of that piece, and, coincidentally, my dad decided to put the other batteries in the camera AFTER that piece.

I am also planning on uploading last years concert videos soon. (I have no idea why I haven't already). We might also have some exclusive high-quality recording done the day of the concert. (However, it is unknown WHEN we will get said recording)

Speaking of high quality, on my website, I made the latest video downloads conversions of the raw video file (in other words, the downloads are higher quality than the YouTube video, although it's usually the other way around) If you have iTunes or Windows Media Player, you can actually stream these downloads without downloading them, instead of watching the YouTube video, which is, again, lower quality. (Although, I'm not sure if streaming with WMP works. I tried it, and it buffered A LOT.)

So, yeah. Any questions or comments, leave a, well, comment. I love to hear from your guyz.

Monday, February 22, 2010

To "Jack Prouty"

Mark Farmer
c/o Cheap As Free Inc.
2976 Mishler Road
Mio, MI 48647

February 22, 2010
Jack Prouty
4719 Cole Avenue, Room 12
Dallas, TX 75205-3516

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