To "Jack Prouty"

Mark Farmer

c/o Cheap As Free Inc.
2976 Mishler Road

Mio, MI 48647

February 22, 2010

Jack Prouty

4719 Cole Avenue, Room 12

Dallas, TX 75205-3516

Dear Mr. Prouty:

We regret to inform you that your order of "#8187 Tranquilizer Darts (10)" and "#8191 Tranquilizer Gun, Silver" are out of stock at the time, as we no longer carry these items, as the law prohibits us from selling them any longer. Enclosed is a full refund of your order, including shipping and handling. (Please contact the Internal Revenue Service [IRS] for your tax refund)

As per request, we also have an update on your order of "#6773 Plug & Play 'Robo Robby: Ultimate Destroyer' Lifelike Robot (1/2 size)." We at Cheap As Free Inc. rely on only the best materials from the most suspicious companies, and are taking great care in creating your robot. However, being a commercial business, our need for human organs (which are required to build your order) is small in comparison to humans. We have recently been informed that we are number 36 on the "Heart Donor" list and number 47 on the "Kidney Donor" list at at Mercy Hospital. If requested, we can contact anyone on our list of available "organ harvesters," although partially illegal and whose work are of diminished quality. This would be a secret "under-the-table" operation, and only between you and one of our reliable businessmen here at Cheap As Free Inc.

If you need to, contact us by phone at (800)CHEAP-CO or (800)243-2726, or online at CheapAsFree.com. If needed, personal contact can be provided by giving the order number "88616" when asked. Please do not reply to this address.

Sincerely,

Mark Farmer